Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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