Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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