oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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