If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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