Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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