dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
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For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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