I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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