talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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