i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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