I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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