We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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