You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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