I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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