hell yes lets make some ravioli
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
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