hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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