so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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