oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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