i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
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Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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