Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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