Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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