i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
YAS. BRING CRAB.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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