I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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