Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
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EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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