did you get engaged???
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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