no. you can't hotbox the world.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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