My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
being pregnant is like rehab
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
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