weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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