I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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