Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
She is in my trunk
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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