Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Randomize
