Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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