Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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