Cold hands, warm shart.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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