He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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