We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You are a genius and a whore.
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