we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'm bleeding and have questions
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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