then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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