its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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