Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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