That's intense
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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