He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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