the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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