this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
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