Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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