Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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