I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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