Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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