i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
i out mim tonsoeep
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