let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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