Pappa wants mamma naked
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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