So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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