I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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