i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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