there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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