Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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