Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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