I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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