We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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