My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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